me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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