My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Randomize
