But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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