So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Just puked most of my soul out..
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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