Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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