i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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