Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
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