see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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