: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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