in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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