I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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