I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
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