accomplished twins. life is a go
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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