do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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