im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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