So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
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