Just fell off a train. Bad.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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