I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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