so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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