so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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