Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
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