He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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