Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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