Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
The feeling are messing with the penis
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
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