I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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