Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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