I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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