The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
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