so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
