Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
home. puking in laundry basket.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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