Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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