Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
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