hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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