Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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