im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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