I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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