I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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