new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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