operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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