the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
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