Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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