Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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