it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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