well I can't set my house on fire every night
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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