Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
i out mim tonsoeep
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