Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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