And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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