I heard we made out
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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