It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize