Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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