I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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