Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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