I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
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